rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

tripa101:

Reversed gifs are the best ones.

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

(Source: 420dongsquad)

rnedia:

these-demons-we-fight:

rnedia:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.       but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

…. you do realize this is a gif of a man riding a cracker through the mountains right?

do u even know what sex is

(Source: neptunain)

doctorspocksbluebox:

It’s bigger on the inside because every book is a doorway to another dimension

grawly:

grawly:

zachafalse:

yamasked:

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny. 

4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656

Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 

From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.

You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.

Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.

Un-fucking-believable.


TRACK: It's Not Unusual

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged